Founded in 2006, the Snobby Yacht Club is one of the newest and hottest clubs on the Willamette River. The Club, with its beautiful setting overlooking Portland and its many bridges, is widely recognized as one of the premier yachting facilities on the West Coast. It operates year-round with amenities including a full-service restaurant, bar, and marina. The Club has a very active sailing program, and all members are committed to the Corinthian traditions of yachting. The 1st Annual Ultra Snobby Yacht Club Party was one of the most prestigious social venues on the Calendar to date.
Don't we look Fabulous Darling? Absolutely Smashing!

Yacht Club Officers and Directors Port Captain – Fleet Captain Commodore - Commodores' Spouse
Vice Commodore - Vice Commodores' Spouse

Judge Advocate - Judge Advocates' Spouse

The many faces of Molly: Beauty Queen-turned-Yacht Club Social Director takes Party Planning to a whole new level.

It's easy to grin when your ship comes in and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile, is the man who can smile, when his pants are too tight in the seat.

The desired effect for dress is good taste, coupled with common sense. I think some of these gentlemen have the right idea.
Sometimes our handsome deckhand will join us for social gatherings which tends to cause a bit of rigmarole among the club members.

This photo captures our smashing personalities. Several Yacht Club members were quoted saying "It's a celebration BITCHES!" It's uncertain what they were celebrating, possibly they're enjoying their outstanding reputations for world-class sailing, dining, and overall tradition of excellence.

These striking ladies know how to cut a rug. They have danced with the stars on more than one occasion.

We are all exceedingly well-off; in fact, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation put a cap on our bank account balances’ saying they couldn’t afford to insure our very large deposits. So of course we decided to enjoy our wealthiness by entertaining ourselves with the extra piles of money we had lying around.

Christopher and I try to make a habit of summering in Lake Como and St. Tropez so we were very fortunate to have been able to make the 1st annual Ultra Snobby Yacht Club Party. As I was co-host of the party my attendance was required.

These two dashing individuals are known as Monty and Jamie. They partook in the yachting festivities long after the foolish neighbor criticized the ruckus we were causing with our “detestable” music.